Sex Crazed Spiders!

This autumn, a warning has been sent out to prepare people for the potentially 12cm long sex crazed spiders! Although the spiders are usually hidden away in the darkest corners of your home, this year they are apparently set to venture out into the daylight in an attempt to hunt for a female partner. In Derbyshire, residents have been advised against killing the spiders and instead encouraged to place them in a shed. This unwanted infestation of spiders has already affected many households in recent weeks – some residents have described the creatures as being as large as mice! A Pro-Kill Environmental worker has said that the spiders are usually reclusive but due to their urge to mate, they have been enticed out of the deep, dark depths in your home. Just to make the situation that little bit worse, he goes onto saying that the spiders are also there during other times of the year but they are just hidden away!

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